The Seattle Times today published an article in their Business section about this small project management software company where I started working about a month ago.

The article is pleasant enough but the picture is horrible. Somehow I managed to sabotage the group photo of all the employees. Take another look:



Also note the image caption, which begins:

"Steven Anderson, center, eProject COO, and . . . . ."

Ummmm. Center? That's me looking like a complete ass in the center. No, I am not constipated. Nor am I poised to start a rap-off with Eminem. Nor were my legs recently mangled in a motorcycle accident. I was merely trying to duck down so that I wouldn't block the view of the people behind me.

I have received no unending amount of s**t from everyone at work about this picture. It's going to be a long day. Week. Month. Whatever.

Note: Steven is actually a little left of center in the picture. He's the evil genius behind eProject's resurgence. I'm just a dork.